Online Dating Icebreaker: Bathroom Pics

Posted: July 12th, 2014 - 12:06:27 AM
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So from time to time I like to write people on dating sites absurd ice breakers that most likely won't get a reply. Sometimes their profiles just asks for it. On this particular occasion this girl had made one thing very clear in her online profile:

"I don't date men with bathroom pics"

For those that don't know what that means, a lot of very clever (oh so clever) men will take pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror. It pretty much screams "I don't have any remotely interesting pictures so here's the best I could manage".

Nonetheless, this was my response:

Here I was reading your profile summary and i got to the end and was shocked to read that you do not dig on bathroom pics? Well that just throws my game right off. I had this amazing thing I was gonna do with the curtain where it was open ever-so-slightly and I wrote "Hi" out of the mildew that grew there. It's kind of a bummer because that usually clenches it with women. There's just something about a man who writes with his own filth that just makes women go crazy but hey, I'm sure you already knew that.

Sadly, I'll be removing my two bathroom pic galleries from my profile for the coming weeks but all you have to do is ask and I'll have them right up there for viewing in no time.

Being that you clearly walk a different path from the norm, I just figured I'd say hello and ask if by chance you'd like to chat sometime. I can offer many more bathroom anecdotes among other things that drive women wild.

Hope to talk to you soon.

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