Online Dating Icebreaker: Pooping

Posted: July 27th, 2014 - 11:56:15 PM
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So from time to time I like to write people on dating sites absurd ice breakers that most likely won't get a reply. This particular female didn't have too many interesting things to go into but under the section "Things I'm really good at" she replied with "I don't know, pooping?" Since that was unique enough for me, I wrote her with:

There's something sensually romantic about a girl who says she's really good at "pooping". That's a rare woman indeed who can shed her insecurities and share such a unique talent with the world. I'm fairly sure you universally raised the bar for all women with that single comment, which is something to be proud of.

(I sure hope you like sarcasm cause if not, I've already doomed myself.)

Now that I've actually broken the ice about... "pooping", perhaps we can talk about the fact that you're very interesting and your smile is extremely warming. No? Still wanna remain on the whole pooping thing eh? Weird girl, weird girl...

Well, I'll say this. If my profile or my sarcasm doesn't strike your fancy at least you'll be able to relate a story to your friends about some friggin weird guy who decided to hit on you while talking about number two.

I thing I've dug myself in a hole here (or latrine, whatever) and I'll just end with "It's a pleasure to meet you".

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