Online Dating Icebreaker: A Beautiful Mind

Posted: July 24th, 2014 - 11:42:37 PM
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So from time to time I like to write people on dating sites absurd ice breakers that most likely won't get a reply. Sometimes their profile just asks for it. This particular female didn't include all that much info about her personality. This was my icebreaker:

How to come off in an interesting, clever and in a fun manner, let's see...

Have you seen A Beautiful Mind where Russell Crowe plays a brilliant mathematician that can see formulas in his mind like old people eat prunes? Am I like that? (well, the Russell Crowe thing not the old people thing) No, I'm not like that, not in the slightest. I can however, sometimes do small napkin math to figure out how to split a check. Which in itself is pretty impressive. So I think I've got the clever part down pretty solid, I'm sure you'd agree.

Interestingly enough I once wrote a beautiful women on a dating site and told her that I was not like Russell Crowe from A Beautiful Mind but I could, however, do math on a napkin. Interesting? Yes. Sad? Very. Fun? Well I'm having fun writing this so I think that should be admissible as evidence.

If you've somehow mistaken my mental insanity for clever and witty banter, perhaps you'll make the mistake of messaging me back!



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