Online Dating Icebreaker: Criminology

Posted: July 12th, 2014 - 12:11:26 AM
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So from time to time I like to write people on dating sites absurd ice breakers that most likely won't get a reply. Sometimes their profile just asks for it. This particular female said she was into criminology, CSI, stuff like that and that she was exploring a career change towards it. This was my icebreaker:

So you're into forensics? That's really ironic because I've left my DNA all over the place and the local CSI division still hasn't been able to piece together just who I am. I know what you're thinking, "wow, this guy is a winner!" and you'd be absolutely correct. Outsmarting an entire CSI division in at least four instances (all of which Federal, I might add) is no small task and though I'm not usually one to brag, I'm fairly proud of that fact.

So yea, I think by this time I've impressed you with my accolades enough that we could chat a little further. Perhaps meet up? By that 7-11? Perhaps behind it? Tell you what, give me your name, number and a few follicles of your hair and I will get ahold of you real soon.

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